1. The sign at the cafeteria that reads:
THIS LINE IS CLOSED!
Another cashier will only be
to pleased to serve you!
(too wordy, “too” spelled wrong; unnecessary! exclamation! points!)
2. Smartfood. I love Smartfood, but not the gross thing is does to my fingers. Squishy, milky, cheesy, guck. I’m going to have to start eating it with a spoon.
3. Daylight Savings Time. Kids go to bed when it’s light (when their bodies think it’s 7:00) and get up when it’s dark (when their bodies think it’s 6:00). How do you think that’s working out?
4. Student politicians. NO ONE thinks you’re as important and cool as you do. (Sorry to anyone who actually ran for student government in college/university. I’m sure you were cool.)
2. Smartfood. I love Smartfood, but not the gross thing is does to my fingers. Squishy, milky, cheesy, guck. I’m going to have to start eating it with a spoon.
3. Daylight Savings Time. Kids go to bed when it’s light (when their bodies think it’s 7:00) and get up when it’s dark (when their bodies think it’s 6:00). How do you think that’s working out?
4. Student politicians. NO ONE thinks you’re as important and cool as you do. (Sorry to anyone who actually ran for student government in college/university. I’m sure you were cool.)
13 comments:
OMG student politicians are the WORST. I agree.
I HATE DST. It is so stupid.
I had to look up Smartfood to find out what it was. :)
I agree. Student politicians are the worst.
As far as daylight savings goes - I'm kind of loving it right now, because my kids had been getting up ridiculously early (6ish) and have now started sleeping until after 7. It's bliss!
I only eat Smartfood in private. I pour it in a bowl and pick up the pieces with my tongue. Like a dog.
It's so good but I hate Smartfingers.
I would take my Sharpie to the cafeteria...
I have an exclamation point problem. I need to work on that.
So that's why the kids are so wacky this week...dang DST! Must make some black out curtains! Oh no! I'm overusing exclamation points too! Or is it to?!?
Hee hee. My friends and I were student politicians and holy cow - WERE WE EVER ANNOYING.
DST is the devil. Also, what is a Smartfood? I must ask the Google.
Student politicians? Sounds AWFUL. I've never known one but I can imagine.
Smartfood? I don't know of this stuff.
That sign would drive me NUTTY!
your list is right on. i stopped eating smartfood for that very reason, and student politicians are brutal.
I hear ya on dst! What is smartfood?
Hope you are doing well.
I stumbled across your blog and wanted to say hi. I am really enjoying reading your stuff. It really helps combat "mommy guilt" to read stuff from others who are not the "mom of the year" either. Oh, and really digging the Simpson aliases!
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