… cut off your nylons just above your hemline and just below the top of your tall boots to get rid of the exposed section on your knee, which (of course) has a run?
… wished that you didn’t pursue your current career because your (decent) salary and (high-ish) rung on "the ladder" limits your options to change jobs, work part-time or just quit and stay home with the kids?
… put your kids to bed late and let them run amok because you were trying to break your high score on Wii Fit Plus Ski Jumping?
… seen all those beautiful Haitian children and felt the urgent need to put one in your pocket and bring him home with you?
… bought your kid’s teacher a pink Snuggie to congratulate her on her retirement?
… put all the ingredients in the crock pot, then left it on the counter, unplugged, all day?
Yeah, me neither.