I work in a weird place. Today in my building:
*There is a guy in a giant bubble promoting getting a certain vaccine. When I saw him last he was eating his lunch and talking on his cell phone in the bubble.
*There is a disaster demonstration with people screaming, crying and bleeding with fake bricks burying various body parts, some attached, some not.
*There is a bird trapped in the building, chirping and crapping all over the walls.
*There is a breast cancer awareness bake sale where they are selling, among other things, boob cupcakes.
*The chandeliers in the new dentist office are being installed.
*There’s a group offering free popcorn to entice random people into their free lecture on epidemiology.