We have the best dinner conversations now that Bart is in school. Bart reveals nothing about school unless coaxed and Lisa is anxious to get every single detail.
L: Who did you play with at school today?
B: Kids
L: What kids?
B: A stripes kid and a princess kid.
L: What were their names?
B: Ummm… Stripes and Princess.
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L: Who do you play with in the class?
B: Everyone and no one.
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L: Are there any bad kids in your class?
B: No. Just real kids.
L: So, you don’t have any Chinas in your class?
Lori & Homer (in unison): WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
L: All the Chinas I know are bad in class
(Editor’s note: she has had exactly one Chinese kid in her class, ever. He is bad, though.)
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L: Did you learn any new songs today?
B: Yeah.
L: What songs?
B: I don’t know. Learning songs.
L: Did you sing the “Counting to 20” song?
B: No.
L: The “Ears Hang Low” song?
B: No.
L: What songs, then?
B: Mom, tell Lisa no more questions today. I’m thinking.
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B: Tomorrow I’m going to sit with my friends on the bus.
L: Mom, he wants to sit with the big kids at the back. He doesn’t even know them.
B: I do know them, they’re my friends.
L: If they’re your friends, what are their names?
B: Dora, Ming-Ming, Diego, Tyrone and Bob.
L: Those are cartoons!
B: Yesssss. Cartoon friends. Told ya.
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I feel like Supermom today. As I write this, I have a roast with vegetables in my crock pot. By the time we get home, it should be cooked to perfection and ready to eat. Roast Beef. On a Tuesday. This has never happened before in my house. Never.
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6 comments:
"All the Chinas I know"-HAHAHA! Oh, I am laughing inappropriately.
And that "ears hang low" song is ruined forever for me ever since that rapper did it about his chain hanging low or whatever.
I agree about the crock-pot. It makes everyone Awesome.
this is hy-freaking-sterical. I spit pretzles out!!
Save some crockpot food for meee!
These are priceless!
"All the Chinas" - too funny.
mmmm, large double double. I actually like mine black.
Now that sounds dirty......
(we're talking coffee people.....)
We were actually quite excited to find Tim's in Maine....they had 5 whole locations!! In a sea of Dunkin Donuts! It was great!
I'm super impressed about your crock pot roast. Yep. Never. On a Tuesday has that been done in my house. You're sooo supermom. Last night's fine dining was foodcourt food before shopping for a cell phone.
Tonight the boys are having McDonald's while I work late.
Wow you are supermom! I think my kids may get some chicken fingers from my freezer tonight. if they are lucky.
Love their convo, so cute!
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