Yesterday morning at the bus stop, I realized that I had forgotten to put Bart's show-and-tell in his backpack. He looked very disappointed, so I reached into my pocket to see if there was anything in there. I pulled out my work keys and $0.39. I needed my keys, so I sent my four-year-old off to school with some coins.
He told me that he showed his money at show-and-tell and said it was to buy a Wonka Bar. He said the teacher laughed.
Not the mother of the year, indeed.